[And of course he had to bring back up the audience. Kaede has to fight the urge to bury her face in her hands, because if she does, then Ouma would've done exactly what he intended to do. Which was...win...
Good grief. Why does everything have to be a game with this kid!!]
I'm sure the audience doesn't actually care at all what I think! And why do you care so much about what I think??
[ Ouma cups his ear that's currently facing the audience with his hand, leaning his weight on one foot toward them as if to prompt some kind of reaction from them.
It does its intended job at least, since there are a few whoops here and there from the audience. It's not hard to garner this kind of response with someone like Kaede up on the stage. ]
Oh, but what if you're misinterpreting the question? Did you think of dick sizes just now, Akamatsu-chan...?
[ Ouma tilts his head, bringing a finger to his lips like this is a thoughtful moment and not him about to spew even more bullshit. ]
That's totally ignoring breast size, isn't it? Do you think that matters? Like, aren't yours waaay too big?
[ Not according to Miu, but...who cares what the pig bitch thinks.
There's definitely some whistling from the audience now. ]
[She's going to hide her face briefly as the goblin just keeps talking, feeling her face burn even more. This sort of thing was definitely something else!! But at least they're not being made to kill each other, here.
At least, as far as she knew.
At least there was that, and it was with that thought that she started to focus on, even if Ouma was still trying to embarrass the fuck out of her.
But she couldn't even help but yelp at him talking about her breasts, and she crossed her arms over them in a huff now.]
Mine aren't too big!! They're...they're just fine! Maybe people are just fine the way they are!! That's why it doesn't matter about sizes!
[Oh god can this conversation be over now]
Do you care that much, or are you just trying to embarrass me?
[ He's totally trying to embarrass her. And it's working, so that's nice. He can't help snickering over this, definitely enjoying the feeling of control he's maintaining over the crowd with this. It's not boring, so that's good. ]
It doesn't matter, but it's riling up the crowd anyway! I'm so lucky to have such a titillating partner, huh?
[ Can he just...shutup...
Regardless, he'll shrug, pointing at Kaede. ]
But if you wanna move on, the next question card's all yours!
[Yeah, she's definitely scrambling for another card now. And she frowns when she sees it too -- just wanting!! Something that isn't going to make her embarrassed!!
Or maybe this is just a way to desensitize her.
Whatever.]
What's the sexiest outfit someone can wear to turn you on?
[She really didn't want to know about this shit!!]
[ The probability of her drawing a card that isn't going to embarrass her is next to nothing, so good luck...
Ouma's brows rise on his face as his grin remains, but he tosses his hands out like the question doesn't affect him whatsoever. Because it really doesn't. ]
Hmm... That's a good question, but I'd have to say something classy, y'know? Like a sexy clown costume!
[ ... Plus, there's nothing stopping him from lying egregiously. ]
[ Ouma moves to inelegantly sit down by the card table, probably on some ledge against the back of the stage that he isn't even supposed to be on. Fight him, Duplicity... He points a finger up as he speaks, resting an elbow against the card table. ]
No, no... A classy clown costume is sexy!
[ Bitch...
He's blowing hot air, but it's whatever. ]
It's more in demand than you'd think, too... You'll see tons of people around here begging to get a creampie!
[ ... That's going to fly over Kaede's head, isn't it. ]
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Good grief. Why does everything have to be a game with this kid!!]
I'm sure the audience doesn't actually care at all what I think! And why do you care so much about what I think??
[69th sense...what a twerp.]
If I say it doesn't matter, can we move on?
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[ Ouma cups his ear that's currently facing the audience with his hand, leaning his weight on one foot toward them as if to prompt some kind of reaction from them.
It does its intended job at least, since there are a few whoops here and there from the audience. It's not hard to garner this kind of response with someone like Kaede up on the stage. ]
Oh, but what if you're misinterpreting the question? Did you think of dick sizes just now, Akamatsu-chan...?
[ Ouma tilts his head, bringing a finger to his lips like this is a thoughtful moment and not him about to spew even more bullshit. ]
That's totally ignoring breast size, isn't it? Do you think that matters? Like, aren't yours waaay too big?
[ Not according to Miu, but...who cares what the pig bitch thinks.
There's definitely some whistling from the audience now. ]
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At least, as far as she knew.
At least there was that, and it was with that thought that she started to focus on, even if Ouma was still trying to embarrass the fuck out of her.
But she couldn't even help but yelp at him talking about her breasts, and she crossed her arms over them in a huff now.]
Mine aren't too big!! They're...they're just fine! Maybe people are just fine the way they are!! That's why it doesn't matter about sizes!
[Oh god can this conversation be over now]
Do you care that much, or are you just trying to embarrass me?
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[ He's totally trying to embarrass her. And it's working, so that's nice. He can't help snickering over this, definitely enjoying the feeling of control he's maintaining over the crowd with this. It's not boring, so that's good. ]
It doesn't matter, but it's riling up the crowd anyway! I'm so lucky to have such a titillating partner, huh?
[ Can he just...shutup...
Regardless, he'll shrug, pointing at Kaede. ]
But if you wanna move on, the next question card's all yours!
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Or maybe this is just a way to desensitize her.
Whatever.]
What's the sexiest outfit someone can wear to turn you on?
[She really didn't want to know about this shit!!]
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Ouma's brows rise on his face as his grin remains, but he tosses his hands out like the question doesn't affect him whatsoever. Because it really doesn't. ]
Hmm... That's a good question, but I'd have to say something classy, y'know? Like a sexy clown costume!
[ ... Plus, there's nothing stopping him from lying egregiously. ]
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She can't really say she's surprised about it.]
A sexy clown costume is...classy?
[She looks kind of confused, trying to imagine it, even if she might not want to. She really, really doesn't know what to think about this at all.]
I'm not sure I'm following that.
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No, no... A classy clown costume is sexy!
[ Bitch...
He's blowing hot air, but it's whatever. ]
It's more in demand than you'd think, too... You'll see tons of people around here begging to get a creampie!
[ ... That's going to fly over Kaede's head, isn't it. ]
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Well...I guess that's just something I'll have to see for myself?
[She still feels like he's pulling her leg here...]
I just can't really picture it very well, honestly.