[Yeah, she's definitely scrambling for another card now. And she frowns when she sees it too -- just wanting!! Something that isn't going to make her embarrassed!!
Or maybe this is just a way to desensitize her.
Whatever.]
What's the sexiest outfit someone can wear to turn you on?
[She really didn't want to know about this shit!!]
[ The probability of her drawing a card that isn't going to embarrass her is next to nothing, so good luck...
Ouma's brows rise on his face as his grin remains, but he tosses his hands out like the question doesn't affect him whatsoever. Because it really doesn't. ]
Hmm... That's a good question, but I'd have to say something classy, y'know? Like a sexy clown costume!
[ ... Plus, there's nothing stopping him from lying egregiously. ]
[ Ouma moves to inelegantly sit down by the card table, probably on some ledge against the back of the stage that he isn't even supposed to be on. Fight him, Duplicity... He points a finger up as he speaks, resting an elbow against the card table. ]
No, no... A classy clown costume is sexy!
[ Bitch...
He's blowing hot air, but it's whatever. ]
It's more in demand than you'd think, too... You'll see tons of people around here begging to get a creampie!
[ ... That's going to fly over Kaede's head, isn't it. ]
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Or maybe this is just a way to desensitize her.
Whatever.]
What's the sexiest outfit someone can wear to turn you on?
[She really didn't want to know about this shit!!]
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Ouma's brows rise on his face as his grin remains, but he tosses his hands out like the question doesn't affect him whatsoever. Because it really doesn't. ]
Hmm... That's a good question, but I'd have to say something classy, y'know? Like a sexy clown costume!
[ ... Plus, there's nothing stopping him from lying egregiously. ]
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She can't really say she's surprised about it.]
A sexy clown costume is...classy?
[She looks kind of confused, trying to imagine it, even if she might not want to. She really, really doesn't know what to think about this at all.]
I'm not sure I'm following that.
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No, no... A classy clown costume is sexy!
[ Bitch...
He's blowing hot air, but it's whatever. ]
It's more in demand than you'd think, too... You'll see tons of people around here begging to get a creampie!
[ ... That's going to fly over Kaede's head, isn't it. ]
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Well...I guess that's just something I'll have to see for myself?
[She still feels like he's pulling her leg here...]
I just can't really picture it very well, honestly.