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« Name: Kaede Akamatsu
« Handle: pianist
« Picture: Photo ID
[As her recording starts, it sounds like she's definitely playing some music very quietly in the background.
Because she's extra like that.]
Kaede Akamatsu here! I'm sorry I've missed your call, but just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done playing! Or maybe while I'm still playing, you never know!
[The song goes on for a few more seconds before the recording ends.]
« Handle: pianist
« Picture: Photo ID
[As her recording starts, it sounds like she's definitely playing some music very quietly in the background.
Because she's extra like that.]
Kaede Akamatsu here! I'm sorry I've missed your call, but just leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done playing! Or maybe while I'm still playing, you never know!
[The song goes on for a few more seconds before the recording ends.]
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i thought you were all about the truth and stuff, akamatsu-chan! =。:.ﾟ٩(๑>ω<๑)۶:.｡+ﾟ
[ this really doesn't fucking count... ]
is it?
it's gonna be in my phone memory anyway unless i deleted the message...
and i'm just so popular, i don't bother checking or organizing this inbox.
it's sooo hard not having a decent secretary, y'know!
[ a pause....... ]
hey
hey
are you looking for a job yet???
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I'm definitely deleting this message after we're done having this conversation. That's something I wouldn't want to keep, even if I was too lazy to organize my inbox.
But somehow I think you're exaggerating a little...
[is she implying that he has no friends--]
I just got here? Do I have to get a job immediately? I mean, I will, but...not yet.
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ヽ(´∇´)ノ (∇´ノ) ヽ( )ノ (ヽ´∇) ヽ(´∇`)ﾉ
you get used to it after a while here...
but i somehow thought you wouldn't care if it was saihara-chan?
aw, he's going to be sooo disappointed......
[ no, he's probably going to be relieved kaede didn't keep it and distressed that the picture still exists. not that the picture is ouma's fault!! directly, anyway... maybe tangentially, since nonon would have never sent it had ouma not driven her up the fucking wall. ]
ok back to the job thing:
you definitely don't have to!
i'm just offering you one!
again!!!
[ bitch you cannot even pay anyone?!? get a job yourself... ]
but like, more of a secretary job than a famous piano-playing espionage gig this time...
whiiich i'd still give you whenever we get out of kinkland if you're interested!
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Why would you think I'd care?!
And why would he be disappointed??
[But the little nonsense goblin is just going to keep going...and going...and going...
It's like the Energizer bunny but with complete and utter nonsense.]
I don't think it'd be that easy to work for you outside of...here.
[Moving along--]
What do you even mean by secretary? Are you that busy here?
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so you'd work for me inside of here??
kyaaa i'm touched~~ （*’∀’人）♥
but yeah, it'd just be an odd jobs kind of thing.
i'd pay you for your help when i really really need it!
like an ace in the hole kind of gig.
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[jfc]
Would you...even be able to pay me, with the way we are here?
What I mean is, you shouldn't really worry about it. If you need anything, just let me know -- but I'm not going to do anything weird for you.
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oh, so you'll work for free?
yaaaay!!! ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪
[ look he used a cute music note emoji LOOK ]
an ideally suited subordinate!!
but wow, i would never make my agents do anything weird!
maybe i'd have them assassinate a figurehead or two...
but i already know our akamatsu-chan won't succumb to murder so easily! ೕ(•̀ㅂ•́ )
[ that's. so tongue-in-cheek... he's practically begging for a reaction. ]
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She's kind of tempted to not respond to him. She doesn't have to respond to him if it's just over text, because she knows he's saying that on purpose. She doesn't want to be reminded of her attempts to kill the mastermind, but here we were.
She just wanted to do a good thing...or whatever.]
I think you're definitely the kind of person to try to make people do weird things.
And I never said I'd work for you exactly.
Don't you have enough people to do the weird stuff?
[She's just going to completely ignore he even said anything.]
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it's true that i have plenty of people to do a bunch of freaky stuff with!!
but you're one of my beloved classmates, y'know?
consider this a token of my love! ♥～(‘▽^人)
especially since akamatsu-chan is one of my absolute favorites!
i told you it once before...
but you're not boring.
[ an unorthodox pause from this chatterbox... ]
do you remember that?
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Yes, I remember. I appreciate your thoughts!
[Even if he's lying about it, or if he'd try to say he was...she still appreciates it. Maybe he's not terrible all the time!!]
I really am glad to be able to see you again, even if this place isn't the best. I hope I'm able to get you and the others out and to a safer place sooner rather than later.
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[ not that he can relate or anything hahahahahaha ]
i hope you've learned a thing or two, akamatsu-chan.
but i'm not lying when i say i'm glad to see you again myself! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
don't go dying so soon this time!!
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I won't. At least I'll try not to.
I'll try my best to protect you better than I did last time.